Ladies: When you see the phase ';Love For Sale';?

On the back-side of a Speedo, worn by a 60ish man who resembles a cross between Ron Jeremy and Don Imus, do you:





1. Ask ';how much';?


2. Puke?


3. Squirt Tabasco in your eyes?


4. Grab your heart and say ';This is the big one!'; and fake a heart attack?


5. Take a picture with you cell phone?


6. Other: ____________Ladies: When you see the phase ';Love For Sale';?
5 and 6...


Throw up A LOT!!! and squirt lye in my eyes.


Mmmm. Lye....Ladies: When you see the phase ';Love For Sale';?
lick his inner thigh











what???